One Down...

So far, after visiting the St. James Value Village I have acquired a long-sleeve grey/blue Calvin Klein t-shirt (I will soon look like hot early 90's jailbait in Terry Richardson ads), a $0.35 copy of William Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury, and a blue oversized labcoat screenprinted with New Wave and early 80's punk images.
Note: it smelled strongly of farts near the sporting goods section.
Seen: a Hutterite boy at the men's shoe section who was the spitting image of the young Alvy Singer in Annie Hall.