Today I bought some clippers in order to shave my head. I haven't done it since I was in grade 8. I will probably look at least as ridiculous now (soon) as I did back then. Which is good, really, as I've been feeling too confident lately, a confidence which is exhibited in the hubris which lies behind believing one's own head to be handsome enough to not require the adornment of hair.
Oh man am I a dink or what?