It's 3:32 am and I am still up. I hate Microsoft Word Processor - really, what was the point? Where did my articles go, Microsoft Word Processor? And how come you never had an auto-save feature? That is so stupid. God, Microsoft Word Processor, I don't even want to talk to you. I especially don't want to see you on my computer! Go on, scram, loser.
Will I ever get to sleep? Tune in next week...
No, I'll be up all night and have a terrible time at work. What's that I hear? Is it a slide whistle's tone descending?